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Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML
by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by hobo / 05/17/2015 at 1:47pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by creepedoutmom / 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm / United States (California) / Love
by fuckkkkk / 05/17/2015 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm / United States / Kids
by what even / 05/14/2015 at 6:17pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
by sistertaxi / 05/14/2015 at 10:23am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by ptarr12345 / 05/14/2015 at 12:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Muralove / 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Geek
by -_- / 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by batah / 05/11/2015 at 10:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my rental car had an automatic rear hatch. That sounded helpful until I used it and it emptied $60 in just-purchased groceries for the week on the parking lot pavement. The jars and jugs weren't ready for the leap. FML
by technodont / 05/11/2015 at 10:37am / United States / Money
Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2015 at 8:16am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
by forever alone / 05/09/2015 at 7:03pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 11:31pm / United States / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very… Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I…