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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 80
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nothemother : I'm a wife, I make cakes of types and sizes for family and friends and I just won an award at the local royal show for a duck shaped cake, super proud moment, feel free to message me, I'll probably reply

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Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall. Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me. I have to spend two more years with these assholes. FML

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