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  • Title : Madam
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About nothemother : I love my husband, my sweet little budgie and winter weather

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Today, during an important exam, I had a huge panic attack and had to run out of the exam hall. Everyone saw me, and now everywhere I go, people keep pretending to have a panic attack and run away from me. I have to spend two more years with these assholes. FML

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