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Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
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On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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