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Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11644) - you deserved it (27121)

On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12842) - you deserved it (71758)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14044) - you deserved it (55921)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72909) - you deserved it (7061)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
110 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
46 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

#19
69 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
113 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
240 comments

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