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  • Town/Country : Nova Scotia, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12654) - you deserved it (7392)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States



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