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  • Number of visits : 62155
  • Number of comments : 384
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About noshitsherlock : I'll choose to be.... mysterious...

noshitsherlock's page activity

Visits<b>dreshany</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 2:10pm<b>PyramidKingMC</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 2:52pm<b>idefka</b> - the 09/13/2016 at 2:28am<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 9:16am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 3:53am<b>Tomato_Cheese</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 6:56pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 8:49pm<b>Siorghra</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 3:24pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 2:59pm<b>sskibba</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 11:38am<b>NerdyTherapist</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:10pm<b>Qualm</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 7:54pm<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 5:23pm<b>nena_kievu</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 7:44pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 4:24pm<b>McLife</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:10pm<b>e203e203</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 3:57pm<b>MonstreBelle</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 5:04am

Fucked!<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 3:16pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 8:59pm<b>analise1998</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 11:09pm

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noshitsherlock's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

by muffingirl / 02/10/2010 at 7:30am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous

Today, I parked my convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I came back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket for being parked longer than 5 minutes. FML

by John / 11/15/2009 at 1:08am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation

Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML

by Me / 10/05/2009 at 6:49am / Kuwait / Work

Today, my parents asked if they could borrow my car. Why? Because they were going to see someone about a Craig's List ad and wanted to look poor. FML

by poorcar / 10/05/2009 at 3:38am / United States (Minnesota) / Money

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

by abercrombieef / 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML

by torkx3 / 07/21/2009 at 4:22pm / United States (New York) / Health