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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46171) - you deserved it (3772)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

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On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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