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About northgoddess88 : I like to smile and this website usually puts one on my face :)

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Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54315) - you deserved it (3413)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16959) - you deserved it (58219)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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