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  • Number of visits : 310
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About norpedo : Hey i'm Nora :) Just trying to meet new people and look at funny fml's :) message me if u want, I'll talk about anything.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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norpedo's favorite FMLs

Yesterday, a guy beat the crap out of me fir supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me an that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back fir him. FML

#21375070
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35118) - you deserved it (2371)

On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today , I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed 4 insomnia. I slept 4 12 hours an had 5 missed calls from boss. FML

#21346205
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26348) - you deserved it (2350)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, mah boss is still refusing to hre any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

#21217678
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41709) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt sop, an elderly woman gladly announced tat I'd be seieng a lot of er due to te vaginal infection tat se as. Tank u fir tat, ma'am. FML

#21203678
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41971) - you deserved it (3819)

On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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