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  • Number of visits : 252
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About norpedo : Hey i'm Nora :) Just trying to meet new people and look at funny fml's :) message me if u want, I'll talk about anything.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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norpedo's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40907) - you deserved it (3294)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41895) - you deserved it (3816)

On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

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