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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About norpedo : Hey i'm Nora :) Just trying to meet new people and look at funny fml's :) message me if u want, I'll talk about anything.

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Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40890) - you deserved it (3290)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41868) - you deserved it (3814)

On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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