About norpedo : Hey I'm Nora :) Just trying to meet new people and look at funny fml's. I'm not into telling people where I'm from and I will check out your profile if you message me, I won't respond if you look kind of shady... sorry lol.
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by Anonymous / 05/04/2016 at 10:15am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Kids
Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML
by anon / 04/27/2016 at 12:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by justsomesummer / 01/26/2016 at 1:09pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by norpedo / 05/17/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm / United States (West Virginia) / Health
by anon / 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Health
by Inthedumps / 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Sun_Kissed18 / 07/09/2014 at 3:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
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