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About norpedo : Hey I'm Nora :) Just trying to meet new people and look at funny fml's. I'm not into telling people where I'm from and I will check out your profile if you message me, I won't respond if you look kind of shady... sorry lol. 1 FML of mine was actually published :)

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Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML


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On 05/17/2015 at 3:32pm - misc - by norpedo (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML


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On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML


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On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML


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On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML


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On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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