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norpedo

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  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About norpedo : Hey i'm Nora :) Just trying to meet new people and look at funny fml's :) message me if u want, I'll talk about anything.

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Visits<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:34am<b>arasx0</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 4:38pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 9:18pm<b>danm19</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 8:39pm<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 5:05pm<b>kdm_km1</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:01am<b>TJJOE</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:39pm<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 8:57am<b>theariesjedi</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 12:36am<b>xBeats</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 11:18pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 10:50pm<b>Tyrez</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 5:55pm<b>Alup132</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 4:08pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:33pm<b>pantsman66</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:35pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:31pm<b>EpicGoatman</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:17pm

Fucked!<b>theariesjedi</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:36am<b>0mysteriousman0</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 12:27am<b>lovethatstach</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:43pm<b>KeithTheGreat</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 7:10am<b>phoenix974</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 6:23am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 4:43am<b>davidm522</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:26am<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:21am<b>Markovski</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:08am<b>p36288</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:05am<b>utrax</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:05am<b>NateC27</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:22am<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:21am<b>kdm_km1</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:19am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:14am<b>rjc490</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 7:47am<b>seemo82</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 2:07pm<b>niccoled</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 3:09am

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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norpedo's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

#21375070
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (2375)

On 03/15/2015 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

#21346205
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26361) - you deserved it (2351)

On 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by anon - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML

#21217678
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41716) - you deserved it (3366)

On 07/22/2014 at 8:51pm - work - by Inthedumps (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

#21203678
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41984) - you deserved it (3820)

On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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