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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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noreia's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, after he repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me. He passed out halfway through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47264) - you deserved it (5724)

On 12/23/2013 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by JoshuasGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49604) - you deserved it (3989)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML



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