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  • Town/Country : Chicago, U.S.A
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Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (1450)

On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I installed an alarm app on my phone. Turns out, to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop, I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9825) - you deserved it (27069)

On 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by Ashleigh - Australia

Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15402) - you deserved it (3328)

On 03/02/2012 at 5:19am - misc - by Urinal Fresh - Australia (New South Wales)



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