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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About noobpwn12321 : Owning noobs since '86

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Today, I Got Home From Work And Found Mah Dog Missing. When I Askd Mah Neighbor If She Saw What Happend, I Saw Mah Dog Sleeping On Her Couch. She Trid To Say It Was Hers. FML

#20868590
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49384) - you deserved it (2678)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Got Home From Work And Found Mah Dog Missing. When I Askd Mah Neighbor If She Saw What Happend, I Saw Mah Dog Sleeping On Her Couch. She Trid To Say It Was Hers. FML

#20868590
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49384) - you deserved it (2678)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

#20717602
78 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 2:14pm - misc - by sadgirl - United States (Arkansas)

Taday I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried fir hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. mega FML

#20654207
61 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 12:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Today, I noticed a rater small man being arassed by a rater large man, so I tried to elp out and break it up. Te small guy punced me in te face and said, "Mind yur business!" Te large guy lauged and fist-bumped im. FML

#20138280
72 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 3:55am - misc - by Nice Guy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me 4 being a ( degenerate drunk ). FML

#20091024
73 comments

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On 09/27/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuck you, dad (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

yesterday after his second week of babysitting, boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm . He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me . FML

#20032910
89 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by majorlyturnedoff (woman) - United States

Tadayhen I was ordering pizza, I got a text from mah mom saying ( I love you ). When the man thanked me I accidentally said, ( I love you too. ) fat FML

#19719938
95 comments

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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managd to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit mah wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife cummd running out to ask wat happend to the car. FML

#19478147
96 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

looool today I watched as neighbor walked to front lawn, looked me right in the eye, an pissed on mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

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On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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