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Taday I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried fir hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. mega FML
Today, I noticed a rater small man being arassed by a rater large man, so I tried to elp out and break it up. Te small guy punced me in te face and said, "Mind yur business!" Te large guy lauged and fist-bumped im. FML
Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me 4 being a ( degenerate drunk ). FML
yesterday after his second week of babysitting, boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm . He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me . FML
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managd to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit mah wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife cummd running out to ask wat happend to the car. FML
Friday 27 March 2015