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About nomtard : I wonder, late at night during the summer about whether I left the milk out.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
Friday 19 December 2014