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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 508
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nomtard : I wonder, late at night during the summer about whether I left the milk out.

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Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clerely eaten something funky, cuz she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML


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