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nomoreparty
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  • Number of visits : 395
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nomoreparty : IT professional, generally on fml to kill time. I like watching movies and travelling.

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nomoreparty's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML

#21522183
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23320) - you deserved it (2269)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:53pm - work - by zachhewett - United States (Alabama)

Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML

#21456522
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (1931)

On 08/15/2015 at 11:16pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML

#21441958
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (3774)

On 07/15/2015 at 7:15am - animals - by gassy - United States (Florida)

Today, while at my shitty, minimum wage job at McDonalds, a guy walked out of the bathroom. He said "Good luck in there." worriedly, then left. I don't know if it was his handiwork, but it looked like a shit grenade had detonated. It was even on the walls. FML

#21439774
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27819) - you deserved it (2062)

On 07/10/2015 at 10:20pm - work - by don't get paid enough for this (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

#21339980
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40447) - you deserved it (6272)

On 01/19/2015 at 12:35am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

#21190541
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46934) - you deserved it (6697)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

#21182241
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55047) - you deserved it (6341)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

#20926020
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44721) - you deserved it (6258)

On 10/19/2013 at 3:30am - love - by AchievementUnlocked? - United States



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