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nolyn's favorite FMLs
by biggirlsdocry / 03/06/2012 at 8:56am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
by kingpig / 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Love
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by sorrygrandma / 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
by hastobeajoke / 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm / United States (Washington) / Work
by Random / 01/31/2012 at 9:41am / United States / Love
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous
by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Forever Alone x2 / 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Love
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
by anna / 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm / France / Miscellaneous
by awalc / 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous