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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19394) - you deserved it (3009)
On 03/06/2012 at 8:56am - love - by biggirlsdocry (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24931) - you deserved it (3560)
On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)
Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28433) - you deserved it (2414)
On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35533) - you deserved it (2521)
On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -
Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (2617)
On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14332) - you deserved it (18828) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24897) - you deserved it (3126) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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