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Today, I'm Recovering In The Emergency Room . How Did I Get Here? Intoxicated At A Coed Party, I Saw A Hole In The Host's Shed An Thought It Funny To Christen It A "glory-hole", Only To Be Bitten Byhat May Well Have Been A Black Widow Spider . FML
Today, after months of believing mah house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if mah cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML
Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015