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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (25 years)
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About nokiwi : I like boyz with nerd glasses on halloween and I like alcohol on my blanket and I like fuck fuck fuckl and my blankets all what and I'm fine huuozah and Megan.

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