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Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15234) - you deserved it (59883)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83487) - you deserved it (11024)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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