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Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30006) - you deserved it (2999)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:33am - health - by Kay -

Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40844) - you deserved it (5897)

On 01/09/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35448) - you deserved it (3600)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML


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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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