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Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML
- Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was… Today, after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love… Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…