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Today, after three days of hospital camping with my very sick husband, he was finally out of danger when I left last night to get my first good night's sleep in almost 96 hours. He woke me at 5 a.m. with a phone call asking me to bring him comic books because he's bored. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19950) - you deserved it (8600)

On 04/10/2011 at 6:59am - health - by Frazzled (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41342) - you deserved it (3967)

On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I realized that the only time I've ever been noticed by my classmates is when I brought cake for the potluck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16252) - you deserved it (2117)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Invisible - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)



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