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noelykins1
  • Town/Country : Washington, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About noelykins1 : I'm Ashley.
Commenting is what I do, not who I am.
My own personal FMLs have never been accepted,
guess my life doesn't suck that much.
Sometimes I get a lot of likes sometimes I don't.
Either way message me whenever.

Bye.

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Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28928) - you deserved it (5482)

On 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm - animals - by Abendigo77 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife wants to name our first child Siri, after the iPhone function. FML

#20182157
168 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID, a couple of hundred bucks, and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

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167 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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