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About noelykins1 : I'm Ashley.
Commenting is what I do, not who I am.
My own personal FMLs have never been accepted,
guess my life doesn't suck that much.
Sometimes I get a lot of likes sometimes I don't.
Either way message me whenever.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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TODAY, I TOOK MAH GIRLFRIEND OUT TO A VEGETARIAN-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT . SHE ORDERED SHRIMP FETTUCCINE, AN I ASKEDHY . SHE SLOWLY EXPLAINED TO ME THAT VEGETARIANS CAN EAT SHRIMP, THEN MUTTERED THAT SHE NOW KNOWSHO HAS THE BRAINS IN OUR RELATIONSHIP . FML
TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML
Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Friday 27 March 2015