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noelykins1

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noelykins1

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  • Number of visits : 976
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About noelykins1 : I'm Ashley.
Commenting is what I do, not who I am.
My own personal FMLs have never been accepted,
guess my life doesn't suck that much.
Sometimes I get a lot of likes sometimes I don't.
Either way message me whenever.

Bye.

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noelykins1's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I TOOK MAH GIRLFRIEND OUT TO A VEGETARIAN-FRIENDLY RESTAURANT . SHE ORDERED SHRIMP FETTUCCINE, AN I ASKEDHY . SHE SLOWLY EXPLAINED TO ME THAT VEGETARIANS CAN EAT SHRIMP, THEN MUTTERED THAT SHE NOW KNOWSHO HAS THE BRAINS IN OUR RELATIONSHIP . FML

#21057323
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46655) - you deserved it (6089)

On 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by not even getting any of her shrimp (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48111) - you deserved it (23138)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, mah vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forcd to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me cuz he "would never kill an animal." FML

#20458188
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34262) - you deserved it (6187)

On 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm - animals - by Abendigo77 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah wife wants to name our frst child Sri, after the iPhone function!! FML

#20182157
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26720) - you deserved it (2552)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Taday my mom sold my Magic box at a garage sale because I "never use it." Locked inside it was my fake ID , a couple of hundred bucks , and a bag of weed. She can't remember who she sold it to. FML

#20170086
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (31365)

On 11/19/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by karmaquestionmark (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56167) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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