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nobridgejustwate
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 July 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 836
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nobridgejustwate : I'm still a T-Rex.

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Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3554) - you deserved it (11264)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by loki (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

#9040690 (431)

I agree, your life sucks (25610) - you deserved it (10492)

On 03/13/2010 at 4:03am - love - by amber - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

#8993130 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (10950) - you deserved it (2856)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:50am - intimacy - by StretchNuts - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train and the guy across from me had "Lice Shampoo" written in magic marker on his hand. FML

#8962558 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (13679) - you deserved it (1563)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:07am - health - by onlychick (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

#8916810 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (7373) - you deserved it (19209)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

#8830762 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (23183) - you deserved it (1738)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

#7315075 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (1936)

On 01/13/2010 at 3:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)