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no_damn_luck
  • Town/Country : Spring, TX, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 December 1969 (42 years)
  • Number of visits : 2774
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About no_damn_luck : Spread my work ethic, not my wealth!!!

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Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47866) - you deserved it (22671)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on a shelf at my studio. Upon tipping it upside down to swallow the last few delicious drops, I see a cluster of mouse droppings stuck to the bottom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38820) - you deserved it (13816)

On 05/10/2009 at 10:10am - health - by kimos (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

#1316192 (277)

I agree, your life sucks (8464) - you deserved it (55698)

On 04/25/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56920) - you deserved it (18564)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38029) - you deserved it (20269)

On 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by thathurt (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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