Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

no_damn_luck

Search for a member

no_damn_luck

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3007
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About no_damn_luck : Spread my work ethic, not my wealth!!!

no_damn_luck's page activity

Visits<b>melinal</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 6:32pm<b>crazysicknasty</b> - the 03/29/2010 at 5:43pm<b>scarletdurose88</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 11:43pm<b>sbcpunkrocker</b> - the 08/08/2009 at 11:59pm<b>runkatrun</b> - the 07/08/2009 at 9:45am<b>sdouaji</b> - the 05/18/2009 at 9:21pm<b>yer_maw</b> - the 05/08/2009 at 1:47pm<b>Diablojr</b> - the 04/28/2009 at 8:01pm<b>tiwazundeniable</b> - the 04/28/2009 at 5:03pm

no_damn_luck's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

no_damn_luck's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

#3639578
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59083) - you deserved it (30748)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on a shelf at my studio. Upon tipping it upside down to swallow the last few delicious drops, I see a cluster of mouse droppings stuck to the bottom. FML

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

#1316192
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11054) - you deserved it (77122)

On 04/25/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my shower is being renovated so I decided to wash my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal on accident. FML

#1206397
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67773) - you deserved it (25938)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by hairball (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my college economics class had a big test. We all needed a scantron sheet, but some people forgot some. I had an extra one and this really hot girl offered to buy it for $1.00. I said I'd give it to her for her number. She looked around and asked "Does anyone else have an extra?" FML

#668061
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45446) - you deserved it (26904)

On 03/28/2009 at 8:13pm - misc - by thathurt (man) - United States (Tennessee)



FML's blog

  • On FML, it's Halloween every day
  • As you know, we never pass up the chance to open up a light beer and plunge into the depths of the FML archive to come up with some sort of theme. Most holidays, national or otherwise, are pretty well represented.…

Friday 31 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: