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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 15
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (4365)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

Today, a girl mistook me for her boyfriend and broke up with me because I'm "a liar and a cheating bastard." I've never seen her in my life, but I'm so lonely that I tried to convince her to give me another chance and stay with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37136) - you deserved it (7752)

On 12/28/2012 at 12:24am - love - by Alone - United States



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