About nnnope : You'll probably see many of my comments on piercing-related FMLs, educating the un/misinformed. I am very knowledgable on the subject, thanks to my experience as a piercee (NOT piercer) and the APP members in my area. [I feel so lucky to have been pierced by Elayne Angel!]
So if you have a piercing-related question, feel free to PM me and I'll do my best to help.
disclaimer: I am not, nor do I claim to be, a professional in the medical or modification field. I'm just using the knowledge I have acquired to help educate the public, and if I do not have an answer for something, I will direct you to someone who does.
& yes, that's my face, wearing my super sexy gold jewelry. Please don't make rude comments about it - you'll be reported. I /am/ open to politely-worded comments about it and/or questions preferably in the form of a private message so as to not clutter FMLs with irrelevant threads. :)
not familiar with the APP? check out www.safepiercing.org!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML
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On 05/20/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by hotelbound - United States (Missouri)
Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML
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On 05/18/2013 at 7:15pm - health - by mackmackey (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML
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On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)
Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off their hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe for damages. FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
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On 04/14/2013 at 1:10am - health - by NoPeeGiven - United States (Illinois)
Today, feeling tired, I snuck one of my wife's pills that she claims gives her super energy. I later found out it was our son's placenta, grounded up and made into capsules. FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
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On 03/24/2013 at 1:30am - misc - by bleach (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
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On 03/20/2013 at 12:55am - misc - by really? (woman) - United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML
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On 03/18/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by chickenmcnuggetgirl (woman) - Ireland (Meath)
Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML
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On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by she sure has an arm. - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML
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On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
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On 02/16/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by uhoh (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my dad took me to the empty parking lot of Wal-Mart to try driving for the first time. All was well until he shouted at me for going too slow, which startled me into jerking the wheel and simultaneously stomping on the gas. I don't think Geico covers a Wal-Mart-sized dent in one's car. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 7:49pm - misc - by gilbirds (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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