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Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9690) - you deserved it (2680)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13009) - you deserved it (854)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (26100) - you deserved it (3277)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I tried to dine and dash. We would've gotten away with it if I didn't trip and fall right in front of the manager. FML

#16891093 (236)

I agree, your life sucks (5324) - you deserved it (53604)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by ZER0SI6KSSE7EN - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (39757) - you deserved it (2394)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (25490) - you deserved it (4504)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

#10578694 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (24362) - you deserved it (2404)

On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

#10532796 (248)

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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to IHOP for breakfast. As we were leaving, I realized a little girl took my Hello Kitty hairclip. For the next 5 minutes, I fought with an 8 year-old for a hairclip. She won. FML

#9043466 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (7068) - you deserved it (14960)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:13am - misc - by googoogaga (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

#9024995 (397)

I agree, your life sucks (37419) - you deserved it (1280)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

#9023853 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (5067) - you deserved it (16509)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. When I told the man that I wanted Tinkerbell on my lower back area. He snorted and told me that I was way too old to have Tinkerbell on me, and that Disney characters are only cute on people 35 and younger. I'm 23. FML

#9011499 (251)

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On 03/11/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

#9006202 (189)

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On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys, the tv and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah and they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML

#8965755 (194)

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On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my mother in law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (27099) - you deserved it (3114)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States