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  • Number of visits : 86
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nnemrac : I am not a model, nor will I claim to be one.

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Today, I was rubbing one out in the shower. I guess I got a little too excited, because as I came close to climaxing, I had a serious asthma attack and had to wheeze for help. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45914) - you deserved it (11256)

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