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  • Town/Country : Savannah, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1943
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nlr : My name is Natali! Im in a relationship. I have 3 cars. Beamer Bentley and Audi... Im the captain of my cheer squad... I have been persuaded to be an NFL cheerleader!(: Any questions? Hit up my inbox!(:

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Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML

#16693545
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23646) - you deserved it (4943)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (3075)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

#16638777
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24203) - you deserved it (3964)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

#16575408
151 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
201 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

#16568817
69 comments

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On 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by DrugDeal (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

#16129508
184 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

#16077994
108 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
236 comments

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On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
263 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

#15290209
45 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by Sparks (man) - United States (California)



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