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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2512
  • Number of comments : 188
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About nlr : My name is Natali! Im in a relationship. I have 3 cars. Beamer Bentley and Audi... Im the captain of my cheer squad... I have been persuaded to be an NFL cheerleader!(: Any questions? Hit up my inbox!(:

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Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38135) - you deserved it (5343)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38135) - you deserved it (5343)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

#17253506
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25814) - you deserved it (3643)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

#17253506
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25814) - you deserved it (3643)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

#17253464
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (3085)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12423) - you deserved it (56880)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (3381)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (3381)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

#17252613
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (3381)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (8256)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

#17250020
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28841) - you deserved it (9296)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

#17249619
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30852) - you deserved it (12748)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (3323)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37715) - you deserved it (5362)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37715) - you deserved it (5362)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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