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Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by montextes - United States (Nevada)
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get in a random car and leave. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 2:05am - love - by googlefreak54321 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML
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On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)
Today, I'm staying in a hotel where the lights are automatic. They turn on when something moves and turn off when everything is still. I'm a sensitive sleeper and I move in my sleep, so the light wakes me up. It's currently 2 a.m. and all together I've gotten about 20 minutes of sleep. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by someone - United States
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
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Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:25am - money - by dontfencemein (woman) - United States
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