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About nlm92 : Musician: classical percussion, drum kit, composer. Studying sound engineering.
Love astronomy and sciencey stuff.
Check out my SoundCloud page under Niall Lyn-McKee, featuring classical/electronic fusion as well as some other genres that interest me.
Smoke weed erryday.... medicinally...
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML
Monday 1 September 2014