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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nkboggan : I like to be myself when I'm allowed to be.

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Visits<b>dinosaursandfish</b> - the 12/24/2013 at 2:47am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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nkboggan's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

#20900698
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64743) - you deserved it (26714)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

#20854260
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46263) - you deserved it (3013)

On 08/25/2013 at 9:28pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22450) - you deserved it (42948)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25296) - you deserved it (3543)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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