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njlocal
  • Town/Country : dirty jerzy, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About njlocal : im 20 single and love to surf and chill with friends

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Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

#5955896 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (30192) - you deserved it (2315)

On 10/23/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by effmylife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8653) - you deserved it (31538)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)