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nitewlf12

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nitewlf12 : I'm sexy and awesome. That's really all you need to know.

I've got a lot of hobbies though. Love baseball, I'm a volunteer EMT, waaay into music and jealous of Neill Purt (look him up). I like to think I'm pretty deep and thoughtful, but I'm also extremely opinionated and I'll always stand by what I say cause I'm never wrong. Oh and I'm also the most humble person alive.

I'm also a huge grammar Nazi. Nothing pisses me off more than idiots who can't distinguish between their, there, and they're. Again, look it up.

I believe that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

Hit me up if you wanna talk.

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