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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 October 1982 (31 years)
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Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

#7545764
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (4682)

On 01/24/2010 at 2:32pm - love - by firstdate (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

#7497473
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (25815)

On 01/22/2010 at 11:28am - misc - by sdfsdf - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was running late and realized I had locked my keys in my car. Frantic, I threw a rock through the drivers side window to retrieve them, just before noticing the passenger side door was unlocked. FML

Today, I had a surprise birthday party for my mom who turned 57. About an hour into the party, I look over at my mom and she was grinding all over my best friend while holding a bottle of tequila in her hand, and a pair of leopard skin panties hanging out of her pants. FML

#5640699
89 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by KmartFart - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML

#5556701
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28546) - you deserved it (2457)

On 09/29/2009 at 10:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64361) - you deserved it (4714)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML

#5541455
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38165) - you deserved it (4781)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58588) - you deserved it (3562)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating rink. On the ride home she put her arm around me. Her armpits stank and I smelt them the whole hour and a half drive. FML

#5345954
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37443) - you deserved it (8929)

On 09/19/2009 at 2:35am - love - by sensativenose (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. He designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. FML

#5336281
186 comments

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On 09/18/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

#5312576
126 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 1:44pm - love - by Sadtimes - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

#5276635
118 comments

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On 09/15/2009 at 5:44pm - love - by Soontobeex (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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