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  • Town/Country : Canada
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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by emoney (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went downstairs to grab a snack and a glass of Silk (you know, the soymilk). When I get back to my room, I go to throw the snack on my bed to shut the door, but I tossed with the wrong hand. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by crystalwho - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version



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