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  • Town/Country : Mahemdabad, India
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 December 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
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Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22495) - you deserved it (5626)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, after years of torment and relentless harassment, I finally built up the courage to stand up to a bully. I got a detention for swearing at him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (1961)

On 11/21/2011 at 7:35pm - misc - by damnedbydurberg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20232) - you deserved it (3607)

On 11/15/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by dazean - United States (Alaska)

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Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23413) - you deserved it (1860)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23805) - you deserved it (3012)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:09am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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