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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

#6626957
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35056) - you deserved it (6801)

On 12/06/2009 at 12:25am - love - by barfyshirt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

#6593768
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53733) - you deserved it (2804)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML

#6590388
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51075) - you deserved it (2230)

On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

#6589221
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37080) - you deserved it (4039)

On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

#6570014
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50093) - you deserved it (2837)

On 12/02/2009 at 5:27pm - love - by UglySister - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving my roommate a blowjob was real. He just pretended it never happened. FML

#6494612
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30615) - you deserved it (4541)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML

#6480893
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59173) - you deserved it (3042)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:39pm - love - by Nobody (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

#6462459
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11204) - you deserved it (35281)

On 11/26/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by LonelyLoner (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

#6461991
52 comments

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On 11/26/2009 at 12:44pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

#6449433
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40815) - you deserved it (5062)

On 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm - love - by CombatShadow45 - United States (Florida)

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother who didn't bother telling her who I was because "he wanted to see what she would do." FML

#6438315
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44664) - you deserved it (2447)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by DayamyWuzHere (woman) - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

#6433183
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28664) - you deserved it (4963)

On 11/24/2009 at 3:11am - love - by Face_loser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML

#6422707
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29671) - you deserved it (2198)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Yue (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

#6422671
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38427) - you deserved it (3604)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that some men think it's ok to clip their fingernails, at the table, in a restaurant, on a first date. FML

#6420618
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39958) - you deserved it (2803)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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