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About nintendo64 : Ahahahahahahahahhah! HOOHAH! I gotz ADHD and luvin it!
I enjoy watching people try to do something cool on their bikes and end up smashing their faces against the nice cool concrete. Then we dance around their bloody stains like ravaging Indians. :P
"Wa he wa he wa he ho ho"
I also like when people give our teachers brownies with laxative in them because they can't stay in the classroom for more than 3 minutes. Then we torture her substitute with fire crackers, thumb tacks, and saran wrap.
Best trick of all, put red food coloring on the teacher's chair. They constantly turn their back to the students when they are teaching.
This one actually worked. When the teacher leaves her door unlocked before school; super glue the door shut.
Class Dismissed. >:)
And, get the mouse traps that dont kill the mice and just stick em in a carrier. Put cracker crumbs under the teacher's desk and set the little suckers free. It's best to just buy the big ones from pet shops. (snake food)

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