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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10672
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ninjuh_wingman : I'm a ninja. I like doing ninja stuff. That is all.

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Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by paige (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML


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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML


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On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML


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On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML


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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

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