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ninjuh_wingman

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11171
  • Number of comments : 507
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ninjuh_wingman : I'm a ninja. I do many ninja things. If you drop by, you saw nothing. I don't exist. \( ̄<  ̄)>

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ninjuh_wingman's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML

#20003754
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (2401)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:20am - love - by exfiancee (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25383) - you deserved it (7002)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

#20001613
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31141) - you deserved it (9042)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by 420SUX - United States (Washington)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (2538)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61839) - you deserved it (11609)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (3522)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML

#19935872
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17335) - you deserved it (32751)

On 07/14/2012 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Leyla - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

#19911168
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60273) - you deserved it (2777)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML

#19905936
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28720) - you deserved it (3695)

On 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34079) - you deserved it (4021)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

#19897423
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30297) - you deserved it (2559)

On 07/05/2012 at 10:13pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33420) - you deserved it (9100)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, I finally turned 21 so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I decided to order a drink. She replied with, "No problem, kiddo." FML

#19810432
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24085) - you deserved it (6594)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:28am - misc - by DerrickUhl - United States (California)

Today, I was forced to listen to a client rant about her lackluster sexual encounters with her husband. I was also given a rather detailed description of his manhood. Apparently, it's small. FML

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML



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