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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11205
  • Number of comments : 507
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ninjuh_wingman : I'm a ninja. I do many ninja things. If you drop by, you saw nothing. I don't exist. \( ̄<  ̄)>

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ninjuh_wingman's favorite FMLs

Today, my separation anxiety got so intense, I found myself smelling my boyfriend's pillow. FML

#18566755
149 comments

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34177) - you deserved it (5778)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9086) - you deserved it (77490)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47588) - you deserved it (5096)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

#18438378
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (4450)

On 12/05/2011 at 6:32pm - kids - by santashelper - United States

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

#18424954
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (5376)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59868) - you deserved it (5956) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43099) - you deserved it (5880)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25416) - you deserved it (2360)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46527) - you deserved it (3232)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44636) - you deserved it (3896)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36163) - you deserved it (2451)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44981) - you deserved it (7583)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44963) - you deserved it (3515) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9983) - you deserved it (118966)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)



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