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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (25 years)
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About ninjaunicorn98 : Hi my name is sparkles. Yes i am a unicorn. I work at a secret agency for secret ninjas. If you ever feel like something is watching you, it could vey possibly be me or one of my comrades. Please love unicorns. We need all the love we can get.

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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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