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ninjaswag92
  • Town/Country : east stroudsburg, Pa, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 November 1992 (21 years)
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Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

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