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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1583
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ninjasaurous : I have more knowledge than 85-90% of this site.
I love arguing, because I'm very good at it.
I try to be honest, but I also try to be positive with it.
People who ARE honest, are often negative with that ability, and that usually ends up fucking you up in the head.

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Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML


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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - money - by icecreamer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21028) - you deserved it (154437)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33483) - you deserved it (46015)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:03pm - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Damn_her (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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