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About ninjasaurous : I have more knowledge than 85-90% of this site.
I love arguing, because I'm very good at it.
I try to be honest, but I also try to be positive with it.
People who ARE honest, are often negative with that ability, and that usually ends up fucking you up in the head.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014