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ninjaandreaa
  • Town/Country : SoCal, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

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On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:14am - intimacy - by fml - Canada (British Columbia)



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