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About ninjaCarebear : I made this account when I was about 11 so sorry for the horrible name. I'm on here quite a bit quietly voting in the shadows.
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Today, I finally musterd the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finishd pouring my heret out, he stard at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
Today, I Learnt Tat Eating McDonald's, Twisties, Cocolate And Popcorn, Ten Regretting It And Going To Te Gym Is A Bad Idea. I Discovered Ow Far Vomit, On A Moving Treadmill, Can Be Trown Across A Room. FML
Taday I sent a kinky text message to mah boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give mah girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that mah boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen mah phone. FML
I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the light were off, and the alarm startd going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, lockd up, and left me there. FML
Yesterday , I woke husband up at 2am , screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom!! We both screamed for a bit until he finally says , "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger , an realized it was four year old daughter with her blanket!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015