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Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
by southernpride93 / 11/18/2011 at 10:26am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 2:06am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
by possiblyoverweight / 11/08/2011 at 9:01am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Kids
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/16/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Texas) / Love
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
by srloin / 09/21/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Love
by ohmaigawd / 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm / Argentina / Intimacy
Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
by Mack / 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by May / 09/04/2011 at 12:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by dragos_dgt / 09/02/2011 at 3:48am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health