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TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML
YESTERDAY I WAS TAKING SOME CLOTHES DOWNSTAIRS TO WASH HEN MAH MUM STOPPED ME. SHE ACCUSED ME OF SLEEPING AROUND AN TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING SINCE SHE DID THE WASHING YESTERDAY. SHE MADE ME ADMIT IN FRONT OF THEHOLE FAMILY THAT I'D BEEN ( SURPRISED ) BY A CASE OF DIARRHEA. FML
Today, I had a job interview!! All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So,hy should we hre you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one!! FML
Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bd. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screamshen she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015