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Today, I woke up from an extremely intense an pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

#20762710
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On 07/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by idk ask freud - United States (Oregon)

Today, I returnd home from an extendd vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML

#20761976
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On 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML

YESTERDAY I WAS TAKING SOME CLOTHES DOWNSTAIRS TO WASH HEN MAH MUM STOPPED ME. SHE ACCUSED ME OF SLEEPING AROUND AN TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING SINCE SHE DID THE WASHING YESTERDAY. SHE MADE ME ADMIT IN FRONT OF THEHOLE FAMILY THAT I'D BEEN ( SURPRISED ) BY A CASE OF DIARRHEA. FML

#20761546
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On 07/03/2013 at 12:19pm - health - by ToiletTroubles (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took mah professional wedding photographs off Facebook as she did not like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

#20761484
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On 07/03/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Nicks - United States (Nevada)

Todayile at ma job as a store clerk, I walkd by a family. I smild at tere little boy,o respondd by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I lookd back in time to catc is dad give im a ig-five. FML

#20761229
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On 07/03/2013 at 4:11am - kids - by Nish (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a job interview!! All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So,hy should we hre you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one!! FML

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me . She is now $90 richer . FML

#20760905
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On 07/03/2013 at 12:26am - money - by Forever Alone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML

#20760145
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On 07/02/2013 at 5:08pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bd. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screamshen she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." big fat FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 1:39pm - health - by good big sister? (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah mom stole the condom out of mah room and gave them to mah little brother cuz I ( won't be needing them anytime soon ). FML

#20759724
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On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day I Got Angry After Being Able To Have An Orgasm!! What Was I Angry At? My Own Hand!! FML

#20759304
120 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw my grlfriend for the frst time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

#20758014
101 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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