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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nillakush1 : I'm Loni :] but you can call me Lea. I love you.

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nillakush1's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71915) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71915) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71915) - you deserved it (9855)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1213972) - you deserved it (127467)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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