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nikkiluck1's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (2492)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

#21386936
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (3379)

On 04/03/2015 at 9:41am - health - by Ravhi Karia - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (5197)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (689) - you deserved it (3386)

On 03/23/2015 at 12:42am - animals - by birdsterrifyme - United States (Missouri)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

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105 comments

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31951) - you deserved it (3072)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28515) - you deserved it (3869)

On 03/13/2015 at 12:19am - health - by numbtongue - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

#21373531
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (2990)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm - animals - by psh_idontbite (woman) - United States

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

#21373396
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27551) - you deserved it (6296)

On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33695) - you deserved it (7159)

On 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm - misc - by Josh - United States (Missouri)

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14314) - you deserved it (42645)

On 03/05/2015 at 9:32am - misc - by jlol - United States

Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML

#21367159
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32413) - you deserved it (2023)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:01am - misc - by definatelynotamurderer (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34786) - you deserved it (56)

On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

#21362632
112 comments

Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because my dad was waiting for me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33983) - you deserved it (2292)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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